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Joke of the Day – January 6, 2012

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You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when…. 1. You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email and update your Facebook status on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.  You also get the same feeling when your internet service is down because you have no way to enjoy the world (wide web). 3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 4. You laugh at people who are still on dial-up. 5. You start using smileys 🙂 in your snail mail. 6. You find yourself typing “com” after every period.com 7. You can’t communicate with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer. 8. When your inbox shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed. 9. You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask. 10. You move into a new house and you decide to “Netscape” before you landscape. 11. Your friends and family always knows where you are thanks to Facebook and Twitter. 12. In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you just say “LOL, LOL”. 13. Your idea of a trip around the world is going to your computer and Googling photos of every country in the world. 14. After reading this message, you immediately share it on Facebook or Twitter…  oh… look just below… it’s easy, just hit the share button!]]]]> ]]>

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