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A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says ‘Sorry we don’t serve snails’ and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says… ‘What did you do that for!’


Ok… Maybe that wasn’t enough for you.. Here are some less than common Latin phrases for you to peruse. Have fun. Find ways to use them! Quo signo nata es? What’s your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm! Spero nos familiares mansuros. I hope we’ll still be friends. Mellita, domi adsum. Honey, I’m home. Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. I am as dead as the nehru jacket. Ventis secundis, tene cursum. Go with the flow. Totum dependeat. Let it all hang out. Te precor dulcissime supplex! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Magister Mundi sum! I am the Master of the Universe! Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon! Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear. Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? Prehende uxorem meam, sis! Take my wife, please! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Nihil est-in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui. That’s nothing-in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est. Yes, that is a very large amount of corn. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business. Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras! I forgot to polish the clocks! Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts. Sic faciunt omnes. Everyone is doing it. Vacca foeda Stupid cow Fac ut vivas. Get a life. Raptus regaliter Royally screwed Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus! Let’s all wear mood rings! Insula Gilliganis Gilligan’s Island]]]]> ]]>

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