Horoscopes for July 10, 2011

If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday! Wearing a suit made of Christmas lights is the only thing that could brighten your day any more than it already is. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) A candid discussion with a loved one may lead to intense boredom and involuntary spasms. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) A bad case of gas will ruin any possibility of that romantic encounter you were hoping for.  It doesn’t mean that you have to give up hanging out with that special someone, though… just do so in a pretty crowded place and blame the smell on someone else. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Consulting the VicksburgDailyNews.com horoscopes may be your only hope of finding wealth, happiness and true inner peace. Heed the rat race! Aries (March 21 – April 19) Today is a good day to sweat.  It’s got to be, the a/c is going out in your car.  Best get inside unless you’re OK with massive amounts of perspiration. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) If you make it to the store today, you’re gonna want to pick up some headache medicine.  Tonight is gonna be a doozy! Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Adding more romance to your life does not require the presence of another person… at least in your case it doesn’t! Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Tonight you will find yourself walking around in the dark searching for a light switch that doesn’t work because your power is off.   You need to resist the urge to see that moment as a metaphor for your life, even though it’s pretty accurate.  It’s just too depressing to think about that kind of stuff and you’re depressed enough already! Leo (July 23 – August 22) You should start thinking about each and every choice you make and how it might affect other people… like your decision to save water and skip last night’s bath will definitely not be appreciated by those around the table at lunch! Virgo (August 23 – September 22) The voices in your head have been brought on by the use (or in your case – overuse) of alcohol.  It may be a good day to drink water and stick to water alone! Libra (September 23 – October 22) You should probably try your best to stay away from walls today. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Your keen senses have led you to this horoscope where you were looking for some good news.  Too bad it’s not some other day because there isn’t any good news here… unless you count the fact that the last Harry Potter movie is opening on Thursday night at midnight as good news.  Hey… we tried to bring you something good…  even if you don’t like Harry Potter, it the LAST one of the films! Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) The stars weren’t very clear on the reason, but they suggest that you take charge of your own laundry today!]]]]> ]]>