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Horoscopes for January 23, 2011

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If today is your birthday: You will be plagued by spider monkeys. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Don’t hold back. Tell everyone exactly how you feel today.  Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Mayhem will visit you today. And not the cute guy from the commercials. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) I see a brand new car in your future. Too bad you wont see it until you plow your old one into it. Aries (March 21 – April 19) When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it hurts really bad. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Stay home and watch the game. If you don’t watch football, stay quiet and pretend.  Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The universe has something special in store for you.  Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Watch for signs to point you in the right direction.  Leo (July 23 – August 22) You should practice making fishy faces. There may be a test later. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Brush up on your pirate. You may need it. Libra (September 23 – October 22) The rats snuck in and shook all of your sodas.  Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Yes, the guys speaking Spanish are talking about you.  Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Just because something came back into style doesn’t mean it is still meant for you.]]]]> ]]>

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