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Horoscopes for January 21, 2011

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If today is your birthday: You will have an interesting encounter with an interesting stranger. Too bad you had beans for dinner. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Everything is just peachy. Beware of the pit. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) You should spend the day sleeping. Nobody will even notice. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Gerbils played with your toothbrush last night. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You will sit down to write your autobiography only to realize it is actually only a pamphlet. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Everyone knows about the dreams you have been having about the Geicko Gecko. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Embarrassing situations seem to follow you today. Maybe the tutu was a bad idea. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Go ahead, leap without looking! What’s the worse that could happen? Leo (July 23 – August 22) Today’s secret word is Rawr. Say the secret word everywhere you go. If people don’t recognize it as the secret word, pinch them. Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Today, you will say ‘quit’, ‘stop’, ‘don’t’ and ‘go play’ 42% more than normal. Libra (September 23 – October 22) If, when you are talking to someone, they continually rub their nose; it means you have a booger. You will thank us for that info. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Too bad there is not an over-ride switch for your mouth. Go ahead and put one foot in there.]]]]> ]]>

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