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Horoscopes for February 18, 2011

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If today is your birthday: Everything is beginning to click. Your knees and elbows mainly. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) If you only remember one thing today, remember this. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) Color outside the lines. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) This horoscope made of 100% recycled material. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Get out of bed and do something. That way you can justify a nap later.   Taurus (April 20 – May 20) In your search for wisdom, we suggest looking in the dictionary under ‘W’. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You will have a terrible accident involving a mix up between shampoo and Nair. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) That’s just not normal. Leo (July 23 – August 22) Sympathetic aliens will take you to their planet and make you the Ruler of Cream Cheese. You lucky devil you! Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Tag! You’re it! Libra (September 23 – October 22) Walk like an Egyptian. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Gimme an H! Gimme an A! Gimme a… Wait, what was I spelling? Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) If you were any farther behind, you could kick yourself.]]]]> ]]>

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