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If today is your birthday: It’s your birthday. Too bad no one wants to hang out with you cause you smell funny.  Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)     If at first you don’t succeed, throw yourself on the floor and have yourself a 2 year old fit. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) You are very popular today. Of course, so is Charlie Sheen. Pisces (February 19 – March 20) That person in the mirror is not your reflection. It is a mutated form of life that mimics your every move. Scary, huh? Aries (March 21 – April 19) When all else fails, take off all of your clothes and run around naked. Who is going to argue with a naked person? Taurus (April 20 – May 20) All of the rumors are true. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) It is your best bet to stay away from women today. They can instinctively sense your fear and will move in for the kill. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You will run into an old friend. She will not be injured, but your car insurance will go up. Leo (July 23 – August 22) You need to go out and buy a mule. Everyone is doing it. You do want to be part of the “in” crowd, right? Virgo (August 23 – September 22) If you feel yourself start to get blue today, break out in song. They do it in musicals and those people are always happy. Libra (September 23 – October 22) You will believe in the power of the mind. Events that will occur today will insure it. The test can only be proven accurate if you know none of the details beforehand. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) A little boy will run up to you and kick you in the shin. You deserve it, but can’t remember why. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Tiny eyes peer out at you from the darkness. You dismiss them as spider eyes, we know differently. This is the reason for all of the missing leftovers.]]]]> ]]>

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